Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Little spoons don't ask big questions
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
