David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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