WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
