hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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