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I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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