but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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