We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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