Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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