They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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