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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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