he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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