Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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