I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
