The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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