I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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