He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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