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well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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