yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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