Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I think people are normalizing furries
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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