after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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