I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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