what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
