great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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