Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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