you win again, gameday.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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