Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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