Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
