is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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