My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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