This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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