your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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