Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You brought string cheese to the strip club
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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