No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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