Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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