We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i wish my penis had a tongue
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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