i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
