i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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