How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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