guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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