I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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