Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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