at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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