i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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