he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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