i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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