i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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