the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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