People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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