I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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