I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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