Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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