PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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