there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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