After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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