I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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