dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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