he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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